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Man! Life here in Buttonville is so damn boring!!!(Except 4 all da hilarious stories dat u've gotta check out later!) There ain't no cut or hot guyz to check out!!! N there isn't ne life to our lives!!! Itz totally hopeless!!! But u've gotta read da following stories bout ma budz n their hopeless crushes on da worst looking guyz in da universe!!!!! So don't leave, keep on reading cuz itz quite entertaining!!! :oD B.P.S's Peeps!! :oD Okay, to begin wit da hilarious stories, u gotta understand how boring n pathetic life is. Also, u gotta no da stuffy bout all da different cliques dat exist in da skwel. There's da FOB grup(which a lot of ppl think is totally uncool, but i seriously don't see y!! Cuz their perfectly good peeps!!), n da NERDY FOB grup dat practically takes no interest in nething much. In fact, they don't even flirt or talk wit gals wutsoever!!!(u see their not human!! They're abnormal! But I respect dat!) Then of course, there's da 'in' grup, well they aren't exactly the 'in' grup, cuz I mean, these peeps ain't popular, but they're just the better dressers of some of the other ppl. U c, BPS has no hot guys, they r mostly all wannabes dat aren't even close to being cool, think guy, some of these peeps smoke!!!! Da hell wit dat!!! Smoking ain't cool... but some of dese peeps r really neat ppl..SOME!!! NE wayz, to get to da point, there r all kinds of people. Some think their all dat, some who don't give a damn bout gals/guys, some only care bout hw, some r just way too snobby, n some r all dat but they just have a major additude prob. N then of course there's da not-so-popular-but-friendly-n-sorta-'in'-grup (which is da clique I hang out wit!) that is in between. They're an odd grup, but really fun to hang round!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Most Pathetic Crushes . . . . . . . | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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In BPS, there r a lot of ppl who have crushes on each other, some don't realize dat they like each other n is too shy to admit it. . . . . n then there r ppl who crush on guyz that they'll possibly never get wit!(But I don't blame them, I mean, u can't really stop ur self from liking ppl. . . . .it just happens!) But man, once u hear this true story, u'll laugh so hard itz not funny!!!(wait, dat didn't make ne sense. . . . . .o well!) Da 'Relationship' between 'Moe' n 'Dana'!! (Da most pathetic relationship ever!) Okay, so letz start from the life/luv story of 'Dana Moo-er'.(Dat ain't her real name, but I can't put her actual name cuz I wanna live to see 2morro!) It started out like dis. . . . . . . . . .Once upon a summer, during the end of grade6, dis guy named Moe/Bob (He has 2 nicknames) who waz in grade7 then, went up to Dana n asked her out. Dana thought dat it waz all a joke so she said f*** off. The next year when Dana promoted to grade7, Moe wuz in grade8. N it happens so dat (get ready for dis itz so damn funny dat u won't be ready for it!) Dana bagan to have dis major crush on Moe. She made up sesame street character code names for all da crushes dat da members of da cliques have. Diana had a crush on CM(letz see u figure dat 1 out!!), Shavona has a crush on _____ (I can't say!! Hint: da colour of dis font! U won't get it!), Vani has a crush on. . . . .amar. . . . .izabel had a crush on mushu/grover(mushu isn't from sesame street though!). . . . . Cclia had a crush-actually they were going out ne wayz-on elic yuckie. . . .. . So u c, she made up names for all of da guyz. Dana n her clique began to stalk(stock) dis Moe guy for 3months straight but Moe never noticed it.(thank God to dat!) Time past fast, Da Valentines dance came n every1 (mostly every1) went to da dance. It wuz 1 of da best dances yet! Da nite B4 da dance, Moe asked Dana to da dance, but Dana only said 'maybe' becuz she didn't no wut to say. She wanted to say yes desperately, but she didn't want Moe to think dat she liked him (even though she liked him!). So da dance came n every1 wuz dancing both slow n fast. It seemed really boring to Dana at first cuz she had no1 to dance wit, n plus she waz wearing 4inches highheels. Plus da fact dat she hardly ever wears highheels, she wuz having a hell of a time trying to head-bang, so her took off her heels n started jumping 'round. Rite after da head-bang music went out. . . . a slow song went on n Dana began to 'try' to get her heels back on. But da damn things just won't give, n guess who comes n asks her dance??? U guessed it, Moe asked, Dana wuz totally dazed, she wuz speechless, but she nodded n they began to dance. Every1 wuz smiling at her cuz they all new dat she had been crushing on dis guy for like. . . . . . . .forever!!! Izabel who wuz dancing wit dis guy gave her da thumbs up!! After da dance every1 wuz hyped!!! N I mean HYPED wit a capital 'H'! On Valentines day (which wut Feb. 14 incase ne1 doesn't no when dat is!), Moe asked Dana out once again! N dis time, Dana said yes! (wouldn't u be surprised she said 'yes'? I mean, from all da other times she rejected da poor guy!!! But thank god she came to her senses!!) So they were finally able to be called 'boyfriend' n 'girlfriend'. . . . but man u won't understand wut kind of relationship day were having!!! All they ever did wuz talk over ICQ, a computer chatroom program, n worst yet they didn't exactly talk about nething much!!!! (U guyz should really be entertained cuz I am kinda like commiting suicide telling u dis story!) When they past by in da hallway, they don't say nething as if they didn't no each other!! They don't talk on da phone, they don't come within 1m contact!!!! So u kinda get da point how things were going!!! Dis went on for an entire month!!!! Moe wuz beginning to think dat Dana hated her, cuz dana kept on swearing at him 'n never really said much to him even on icq. (f*** off, da undying words of 'Dana' part1. 'mock' da undying words of 'Dana' part2) until finally, Dana decided dat she didn't want to go out wit Moe (Not dat they ever went out!) So she begged her friends to break up wit Moe for her.(Dat cowardly bitch!) After 5 dayz of major thinking, she decided dat she really didn't want to go out wit him nemore. So her friends finally gave in n broke da news to Moe. (Her friends didn't exactly wanted to cuz it wuz a really mean thing to do, but if they didn't dump[I wouldn't have used dat term but I couldn't think of ne better term!] Moe for her, then it would have been unfair to poor Moe!) But da worst part is, da day after her friends informed Moe, Dana announced dat she still liked MOE!!!! (c how stupid dat wuz!!!!) But even so, she didn't want to go out. . . . .for wutever reason!! So dat's da story of da funniest relationship ever!!! N u better be laughing so hard dat u can't stop becuz I'm risking ma neck telling u dis totally true story!!!!(Except for da fake code names!) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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